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There will be NO SHOW on Oct 25th! Please DO NOT purchase tickets for that day. Sorry for any confusion.
We are the sons of no one...
Assassins. Vultures. Cannibals. These are just a few of the lowly characters featured in Tympanic’s upcoming evening of explosive new work. With a colorful cast of killers, misfits, and just about every other offbeat outcast under the sun, these eight world premieres explore the horror, comedy, and humanity found in the most surreal dregs of society. Often twisted, often hilarious, and always armed to the teeth, Bastards Of Young is a night of short plays unlike any other.
The Plays
- The Elf King by Susan Myburgh*, directed by Chris Acevedo*
A dark fairytale that shows the consequences of parents who don’t pay attention to their sick children.
- Folkfire by Dan Caffrey* and Dan Pfleegor, directed by Aaron Henrickson
In the wake of a deadly forest fire, two American legends meet up to settle old scores.
- The Great Black Vulture by Josh Mikel, directed by Susan Myburgh*
Two castaways talk about death and meet their unlikely maker.
- May Is A Special Time Of Year by Rob Matsushita, directed by Tim Bambara
Two government assassins talk about romance in the middle of what may be their last job.
- Night Vision by S.L. Daniels, directed by Casey Franklin
A prostitute gains the ability to tell her customers what kind of movie monster they are.
- Northstar Navigation by Mick Greco*, directed by Tracy Wray
A pair of two bit thieves are aided by their GPS in a robbery gone wrong.
- Personal Apocalypse by Bob Fisher, directed by Sean Kelly
A low level employee is interrogated about a vague mental breakdown.
- Zachary Zwillinger Eats People by Lauren D. Yee, directed by Hollis Rabin
A well-meaning romantic copes with the fact that he eats every woman he loves.
STARRING: Chris Acevedo*, Jennifer Betancourt, Patrick Bromley, Greg Callozzo, Adam Cobb, Danielle E. Forrester, Kroydell Galima, McKenzie Gerber*, Megan Gotz*, Jonathan Harden, Shannon Hollander, Kasia Januszewski, Lindsay Mangual, Sarah Mayhan, Adam Swalley, Lyn Scott, D'wayne Taylor, Carolanne Vann, H.B. Ward, Patrick Winegar,
*Denotes Company Members
Where
The Side Project
1439 W. Jarvis
Chicago,
IL 60626
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Tympanic Theatre Company
The Tympanic Theatre Company is dedicated to producing new work with fantastical, frightening, or absurd subject matter that provokes as well as entertains. We invite our audience to explore new theatrical worlds of fresh, visceral storytelling, and extraordinary characters.
News & Updates
THERE WILL BE NO PERFROMANCE FOR BASTARDS OF YOUNG ON OCTOBER 25TH! PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE TICKETS FOR THIS DAY. SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION!
